Comedically Daredevil Spirits Pillows

'I hope we make it to the bottom! We're out of gas!'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'He's maturing early.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

'I'm so proud: My son can't sit still...'

Sliding Down the Banister

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

University of Hard Knocks

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

Jammy Dodgers

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

"I'll learn yoga later, but for now jumping on the bed satisfies all my exercise goals."

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

"When did you get a pet?"

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

"No, it's not my birthday, either."

"Relax. As soon as you get over your fear of heights you're gonna love this."

'Moron.'