Comedically Daredevil Spirits Gifts

'I hope we make it to the bottom! We're out of gas!'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'He's maturing early.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

'I'm so proud: My son can't sit still...'

Sliding Down the Banister

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

Tight Rope Ski Lift

University of Hard Knocks

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

Jammy Dodgers

"This says we're in an area of unpredictable movements of the earth's tectonic plates."

"I'll learn yoga later, but for now jumping on the bed satisfies all my exercise goals."

Rock Climber and Angel Selfie

"Relax. As soon as you get over your fear of heights you're gonna love this."

Snake pulls prank posing for photo

'Moron.'

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

"When did you get a pet?"

"No, it's not my birthday, either."