Daredevil Humor Gifts

"Come on, Louis. No risk, no reward."

Cliff hopscotch

University of Hard Knocks

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Rock Climber

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Dairy Devil

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'I tried it at home...'

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

'I've told you boys to quit jumping on your father's bed.'