Humorous Souls Mugs

'About this 'smart phone' I wished for. My second wish is that you show me how to use it.'

"He has a hundred runs against his name. That's his bowling of course."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

The practical psychopath

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'He was a great writer'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

"You do realise that the post is only part time, no more than 70 or 80 hours a week."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'Not now, dear, I'm trying to listen to the Muse.'

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

El Greco

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

"I love you, I'll follow you to the ends of the earth, but I'm through getting slippers for someone who hasn't published anything since 1997."

'It's a girl and she's an artist in her gestational period.'

Gore Vidal

"Sure, you can use the bathroom. But, you have to put your request in writing and send three copies to the personnel department."

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

"I think that before we put the flat on AirBnb we should have moved out."

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

"I talked Vladi into skipping the transition to democracy in his country and just shooting straight over here with me."

Hook them with a crisis.

Researchers attempt to find out once and for all whether great things really can just fall in your lap.