Comic Strip Critic Pillows

"Your charisma or your life!"

The syndicate says it wants to see more action in the strip. Not to self: Replace this chair with a recliner.

"If God asked you to, would you kill your baby brother?"

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Grace For Flies

They're Not Just That Into It

Fly Football

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Assault 'n' Vinegar

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Fish hunting for men.

Iliadette.

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Bless You."

Honest Vending

The prying mantis,

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"Yes, one is a dog."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'