Comic Strip Connoisseur Pillows

'A free plastic toy, cornflakes scattered around the victim... Yep, it looks like our cereal killer alright!'

"Bigots!"

'He reckons he's got a photographic mind. Pity he never had it developed.'

"This is actually a cartoon about lemmings - just wait for it."

"That growth spurt I was waiting for didn't quite turn out the way I'd hoped."

"Actually, it's super-'person!'"

"What does it mean when someone says, 'I capitulate'?"

"Janet, please don't disturb now. I'm reading the funnies."

'I'm afraid you're stuck with it, Dwaine. A village idiot CAN'T abdicate.'

You look like death.

Fat Kid 30- Smokes two fags

"You taught him to bring the paper?" "Just the comics."

'Hi, we'd like to talk to you about how to prepare for life after death.'

'I'm just spending the morning in bed with the Sunday funnies.'

Charlie Brown Float

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Fly Football

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'He likes to power nap.'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Assault 'n' Vinegar

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Night of the Latkes

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Farm Humor.