Comic Panel Connoisseur Pillows

Foolish cartoon character! Now I, the caption, shall have control of the comic panel! Hahahahahahahahaha!

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Billy. The Kid.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Assault 'n' Vinegar

The Family Joules: Part 16

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'Yes, can I help you?'

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

The Family Joules: Part 21

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Atomic Bear: Part 22

Caption contest. After last year's 3,000 entries, we're doing it again! Visit Speedbump.com for info and send your entries to speedbumpcomic@comcast.net.

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.