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Foolish cartoon character! Now I, the caption, shall have control of the comic panel! Hahahahahahahahaha!

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'Yes, can I help you?'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.