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"Maybe you should start thinking bigger."

The Family Joules: Part 16

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Assault 'n' Vinegar

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

The Family Joules: Part 21

'Yes, can I help you?'

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Malcolm Sargent

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."