Comic Strip Admirer Pillows

The only place it's okay to pick your nose.

Underfunded Police Dept: 'Continue to resist and I'll be forced to rub my feet on this piece of carpet and touch you.'

Things we rarely hear: Bow...er...wow...er..um...woof/like tweet, I mean, y'know, tweet/whatchamacallit moo...

"She left everything to you. But, the hamster is contesting the will."

Iliadette.

'I wouldn't worry about a poor sense of direction...'

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

Death as a dog walker.

Life before mobile phones

Crow and fox

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

'I hate to say this but no amount of analysis is going to help; you need a better cartoonist.'

Cyclops shopping for glasses

'I'm not naturally dense you know...Its taken years of practice.'

"You think that I'm just here to keep the chair warm? Sir, nothing could be further from the truth!"

"Just ignore him, Jean... It's only my ex husband trying to make me feel guilty!"

"Your Majesty, this learned committee has done deep research on the subject, and we have come to one conclusion: queens often marry down."

"Alice, you REALLY need to lay off eating the chocolate turtles!"

"Yethhh, hello. . .are you clothed?"

"All I know is that one of them was raised by wolves, and the other was raised by geeks."

They were very close.

'Don't worry - We use lethal injection now.'

Try our bottomless cup of coffee!

'Are you looking to pawn or sell your soul?'

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 3

The Mighty Wotizzit?! Part 12

Running in please pass

'What would be the point of putting you on a pedestal, Maureen? you're scared of heights.'

I never know what to expect from those guys --- they're pretty loopy!

I can speak softly, or I can carry a big stick, but I can't do both.

Give me a double-tall white chocolate mocha, extra whip. Put it on my tab. Ok. Just leave your credit card with me and I'll charge you before you leave. What? That's not how it works. I'm supposed to just say "put it on my tab," and then I pay for it at some indeterminate point in the future. And then you're supposed to hint about my growing tab but never ask me to pay it because we've become such good pals. Real life isn't like tv.

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Godzilla vs. Himself.

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?