Comic Strip Appreciator Pillows

"Move the sign!"

Have you ever … faked it? What? The other day, I was talking on my cellphone. Yeah. In the background, I started messing around on my laptop. I wrote an email. We've all done it. Not like this. The email I wrote was to myself. I didn't want it to seem like I was only doing one thing! Faked multi-tasking. I couldn't let the person on the phone think I was giving him 100 percent of my attention.

'Will the rest of you please shut your mouths! The reader can't tell whose caption this is!'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

They're Not Just That Into It

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Fly Football

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Assault 'n' Vinegar

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

Please Drove Carefully.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Iliadette.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"The unlucky lemming"

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.