Comic Strip Appreciator Pillows

"Move the sign!"

'Will the rest of you please shut your mouths! The reader can't tell whose caption this is!'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Fly Football

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

Please Drove Carefully.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Iliadette.

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'