Comic Relief Connoisseurs Pillows

'You'll be happy to know that the meter reader and I have arrived at a mutual understanding.'

You Are Here

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Overjumpers

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

'It's the report from the consultant. He says we should turn over the turnovers to improve turnover.'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

"Touché"

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

The First Printed Bible

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Pecking order.

'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

'To err is human... but to forgive is against company policy!'

'No no!! Not that one... The BIG one on the top shelf!!'

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

Tourist in the desert

Break Glass in Case of Stress

'You've come a long way with your anger this year. In fact, I feel that you are ready to meet a special friend of mine...'

'I think I have aixelsyd.'