Comic Relief Collector Pillows

'Can I help it if I was given TWO left feet?'

"What's this? Now we have to hunt, gather and collate?"

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

Garden of Eden

Please Donnybrook Responsibly.

Clancy: The Body of a God

"Oh sure, I'll bark and chase 'em, but I'd never bite one of them...humans are full of all kinds of diseases!"

A More Effective Rail Road Crossing Sign

Burn Out

Not only have we been laid off, but, being small, we can crawl through air ducts with ease.

'I'm sure these growth hormone tablets used to be bigger.'

"I consider myself a responsible worker."

You Are Here

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Overjumpers

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

'It's the report from the consultant. He says we should turn over the turnovers to improve turnover.'

"Touché"

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

"Ever eat a bird?"

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

The First Printed Bible

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."

Pecking order.

'To err is human... but to forgive is against company policy!'

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'