Comic Relief Collector Pillows

'Can I help it if I was given TWO left feet?'

"What's this? Now we have to hunt, gather and collate?"

'With the added weight on their chests, donors can give a pint of blood at a time.'

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

Garden of Eden

The Greatest Resignation

Please Donnybrook Responsibly.

Clancy: The Body of a God

"Oh sure, I'll bark and chase 'em, but I'd never bite one of them...humans are full of all kinds of diseases!"

A More Effective Rail Road Crossing Sign

Burn Out

Not only have we been laid off, but, being small, we can crawl through air ducts with ease.

'I'm sure these growth hormone tablets used to be bigger.'

Welcome to the neighborhood.

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

"I consider myself a responsible worker."

You Are Here

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Overjumpers

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'It's the report from the consultant. He says we should turn over the turnovers to improve turnover.'

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

"Ever eat a bird?"

Though Mr. Frackman had yet to say a word, Bill sensed he was about to receive a particularly lousy performance review.

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

"Touché"

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

The First Printed Bible

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."