Comic Relief Aficionado Pillows

'No no!! Not that one... The BIG one on the top shelf!!'

Witch reads book titled 'Cackle with Confidence'.

Optimism is extremely contagious.

"You must be the demolition team."

'I heard you were going deer hunting so I camouflaged the car!'

'I hear there's a fly in your soup?'

'Your turn.'

Fireman with watering can - 'Sorry, but I'm only a Fire Community Support Officer'

'To err is human... but to forgive is against company policy!'

"You are getting sleepy, very sleepy ... "

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

You Are Here

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Overjumpers

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

'It's the report from the consultant. He says we should turn over the turnovers to improve turnover.'

"Touché"

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

The First Printed Bible

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

Pecking order.

'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

Break Glass in Case of Stress