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'No no!! Not that one... The BIG one on the top shelf!!'

Witch reads book titled 'Cackle with Confidence'.

Optimism is extremely contagious.

"You must be the demolition team."

'I heard you were going deer hunting so I camouflaged the car!'

Two Men Who Wouldn't Get Off the Ski Lift.

'I hear there's a fly in your soup?'

'Your turn.'

Fireman with watering can - 'Sorry, but I'm only a Fire Community Support Officer'

'To err is human... but to forgive is against company policy!'

"You are getting sleepy, very sleepy ... "

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

You Are Here

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Overjumpers

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'It's the report from the consultant. He says we should turn over the turnovers to improve turnover.'

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Touché"

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

Though Mr. Frackman had yet to say a word, Bill sensed he was about to receive a particularly lousy performance review.

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

The First Printed Bible

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'

Pecking order.

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.