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Win at wrestling.

When he is in trouble, be prepared to help out of course.

A bad gnome economy.

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

'My wife died early... It was 2.50 in the morning...'

You are here.

Sinking Chess Player

You Are Here

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Overjumpers

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

'It's the report from the consultant. He says we should turn over the turnovers to improve turnover.'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

"Touché"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

Cow of BEEF

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

The First Printed Bible

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'To err is human... but to forgive is against company policy!'

'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

Pecking order.

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

'No no!! Not that one... The BIG one on the top shelf!!'

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

'I think I have aixelsyd.'