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Win at wrestling.

When he is in trouble, be prepared to help out of course.

A bad gnome economy.

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

'My wife died early... It was 2.50 in the morning...'

You are here.

Sinking Chess Player

You Are Here

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Overjumpers

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

'It's the report from the consultant. He says we should turn over the turnovers to improve turnover.'

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"Touché"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

Though Mr. Frackman had yet to say a word, Bill sensed he was about to receive a particularly lousy performance review.

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

Cow of BEEF

The First Printed Bible

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

Pecking order.

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'

'To err is human... but to forgive is against company policy!'

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."