Comic Relief Devotee Pillows

'I find it comforting to know that with steel shot at least their dental bills will be high.'

You Are Here

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Overjumpers

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

"Touché"

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

The First Printed Bible

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

Pecking order.

'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

'To err is human... but to forgive is against company policy!'

'No no!! Not that one... The BIG one on the top shelf!!'

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

Break Glass in Case of Stress

Tourist in the desert

'You've come a long way with your anger this year. In fact, I feel that you are ready to meet a special friend of mine...'

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

"What's this? Now we have to hunt, gather and collate?"