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President of Flat Earth departs laterally

"Oh my God. Everything is terrible right now."

'Norman's given up being an international man of action and universal sex symbol for the New Year.'

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

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A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Overjumpers

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'Pssst! Straighten up, here come the bigwigs.'

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Super Heroes.

"Eat me"

The Alpha Seltzer

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

No littering...

My God, I need to fart.

'I knew things were getting out of hand when I went from snips, to snails, to puppy dogs tails....'

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"