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A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Overjumpers

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

Though Mr. Frackman had yet to say a word, Bill sensed he was about to receive a particularly lousy performance review.

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

"Touché"

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

The First Printed Bible

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

Pecking order.

'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'

When Holy Cows Are Sent Out To 'Pastor'.

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

'To err is human... but to forgive is against company policy!'

'No no!! Not that one... The BIG one on the top shelf!!'

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

'You've come a long way with your anger this year. In fact, I feel that you are ready to meet a special friend of mine...'

"You're probably wondering why I called you. It's because I accidentally butt dialed you."

Tourist in the desert

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

Break Glass in Case of Stress