Comic_critiquer Gifts

"I do enjoy group activities."

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"Yes, one is a dog."

Honest Vending

"Amateurs."

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

Non Thought For The Day.

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"She bathes him. She feeds him. She burps him. Mother's a real micromanager."

Polar bears

"It's tough to get him moving, but once he's going he never stops."

"The script isn't funny, but maybe if we put some unfunny actors in it and get an unfunny director it will be funny."

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

'There's nothing wrong with him-just delusions of glandular.'

"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

"Thank God your mother didn't live to see what you've become."

"Gracie, don't worry so much about your big test... You know, when I was your age, I didn't know the meaning of the word 'fear'. Until I looked it up."

"Please excuse our appearance while our records are being impounded."

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

Movie Rated 'R' - Audience Rates 'X'.

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.