Comic Critique Gifts

"Call that a joke…? It isn't exactly a belly laugh, is it?"

Cat Yelp.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"Yes, one is a dog."

The only time cats are known to laugh.

Honest Vending

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics! (Published originally on February 9, 2013).

Polar bears

Occupy Budget Balancing

Jim Carrey,

"It's not just me, Dad. Amazon.com has never made a cent, either."

John Cleese.

Dave took his motto, 'Roofing done in one hour' seriously, even nailing shingles before plywood had been put down.

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Middle East Arms Deal

Boris Johnson lies his way out of trouble

Spike Milligan

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

Good News

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

"Thank God your mother didn't live to see what you've become."

Unnatural Selection.

Leftie Trump

'The footprints in the cheesecake were inconclusive, but my DNA was all over the peanut butter pie.'

"Any kids here tonight? Oh, wait... I guess not...since I didn't see any on the menu."

Woody Allen

P.O.W. !! to US credibility.

'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

You're either a perfectly healthy wolverine, or a very sick man.

Colonel George Hanger atop his Steed

Comedy course highlights fake nose

Quick Fixes for the U.S. Economy

'Safety Net.'