Comic Book Critic Gifts

"This bugs me! There's no character development! Everybody is one-dimensional! Nobody really matures!"

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

The Amazing Man-Spider

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"Yes, one is a dog."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Time Machine Collision

Honest Vending

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Amateurs."

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

Non Thought For The Day.

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

Polar bears

"I don't like lawyer jokes. Lawyers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes."

"It's tough to get him moving, but once he's going he never stops."

"The script isn't funny, but maybe if we put some unfunny actors in it and get an unfunny director it will be funny."

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

'There's nothing wrong with him-just delusions of glandular.'

"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

"I want to live in a neighborhood where I can walk around at night."