Cartoon Critiquer Gifts

Silicon Valley Bank fails, who else?

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Early photobombing

"Yes, one is a dog."

Honest Vending

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

'Check out the old dude.'

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

When cockroaches go unchecked.

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

Polar bears

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Cat has birds on whiskers,

Pea

Downsizing.

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

'Who's going to tell him he's been outsourced?'

The Real March of the Penguins.

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'