Cartoon Critiquer Pillows

Silicon Valley Bank fails, who else?

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Early photobombing

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Honest Vending

"Yes, one is a dog."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

'Check out the old dude.'

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

tRUMp, Pirate President

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

When cockroaches go unchecked.

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Occupy Budget Balancing

Cat has birds on whiskers,

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

Pea

Downsizing.

Polar bears

'Everything is going to be fine, Mrs.Witzer...'

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

We'll have to reproduce fast to defeat the antibodies! I get it! Divide and conquer!

'Who's going to tell him he's been outsourced?'

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"