Cartoon Critiquers Pillows

"Why cull us when we could be retrained?"

'Ahhh...'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Backfire

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

Early photobombing

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Yes, one is a dog."

Gooseberry Fool...

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Nun Fight.

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"Nuts to you, too."

Fist Bumper Cars

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

Honest Vending

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."