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"Why cull us when we could be retrained?"

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Ahhh...'

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Backfire

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Early photobombing

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Nun Fight.

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

Fist Bumper Cars

"Nuts to you, too."

"Yes, one is a dog."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Gooseberry Fool...

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Honest Vending

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.