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"Which one of us is me?"

Unsocial housing.

'It's the new directive from Brussels. We're to steal from everybody and give directly to the banks.'

'Okay, buddy, where's the fire?'

'Make it quick. I'm running outta ammo.'

'I didn't know you were still allowed to smoke in cartoons?'

"Did you read this? Someone forgot to give water to his dog for two days! It's a scandal that such a thing can happen in Europe! The poor animal!"

"The new tax software is a real eye opener. Every misguided, impulsive purchase I made for the business last year really pops and sizzles in a visual data format!"

Non-working dog, please help

Man pointing a gun at his shadow.

Tree sturgeon: fish on tree limb.

NRA Ideas

Shark having swimming lessons 'And what are you looking at flea bag!'

Israel 1967 borders bw

'I dunno... I've lost my confidence, Doc. Some days I feel like I'm only a borderline Collie...'

Bolsonaro ufo

"Money? Why do you want money? Is my applause suddenly longer good enough for you?!"

"I think the birds miss the statues."

The New Yorker Cartoon Appreciation Society

Thanks to young and stupid people party

"That's correct. Neither is wearing a mask and they aren't social distancing."

"Who has the fattest wallet?"

Polar bears

"I hope you like your pizza toppings extra crunchy my friend?"

"Look, lying is wrong even for you!"

'Look at those silly people, working their tails off only to have their company pensions wiped out!'

Clancy: No Sense of Humour

'Oh my God!!' 'DONNY,come QUICK! Somebody's TORCHED our car!!'

'Now that guy is really obtuse. . . and I'm not talking about the angle of the triangle of his fin.'

P.O.W. !! to US credibility.

"Isn't it time you packed in that anorexic's diet? For a moment there I thought you were the lampstand!"

"Dad, the gorilla from the collecting agency is back!"

'Tender and Juicy.'

"The good news is that our head chef is very kind and gentle to women..."

Cancer research lab workers - 'At least we get a smoke break.'