Cartoon Critiquing T-Shirts

'I know it's silly but I think our son enjys your company a lot more than he does mine.'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Skeleton playing fetch.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Early photobombing

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Honest Vending

"Yes, one is a dog."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

Why Cows Leave Home

"Touché"

'Check out the old dude.'

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

tRUMp, Pirate President

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

A Tumble Cow

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

Occupy Budget Balancing

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

Pea

Downsizing.

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

Polar bears