Cartoon Critiquing Mugs

'I know it's silly but I think our son enjys your company a lot more than he does mine.'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Skeleton playing fetch.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Early photobombing

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"Yes, one is a dog."

Honest Vending

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

Why Cows Leave Home

'Check out the old dude.'

"Touché"

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

A Tumble Cow

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

Downsizing.

Cat has birds on whiskers,

Pea

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'