I think you've cured my depression, doctor. Lately, when I read the funny papers, it seems to me like "The Family Circus" has gone over to the dark side.
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'He was a product of his environment. He LIVED in a cooked house, he HAD a crooked wife.'
"Now, how can I be of assistance?"
Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.
"Yes, one is a dog."
'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'
Honest Vending
"Amateurs."
A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter
"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."
'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'
'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'
Non Thought For The Day.
Polar bears
"The script isn't funny, but maybe if we put some unfunny actors in it and get an unfunny director it will be funny."
"It's tough to get him moving, but once he's going he never stops."
"I don't like lawyer jokes. Lawyers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes."
Occupy Budget Balancing
A skip full of fools.
Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.
'There's nothing wrong with him-just delusions of glandular.'
"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."
"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"
"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."
This action stuff is okay, but try a romance or comedy next time.
Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'
How Trickle Down Economics Work
"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"
'Cohiba is written on here with a Sharpie.'
"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...
'I'm sorry, you just missed him. Call back in from 5 to 10 years.'
"Thank God your mother didn't live to see what you've become."
Movie Rated 'R' - Audience Rates 'X'.
The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.
"Gracie, don't worry so much about your big test... You know, when I was your age, I didn't know the meaning of the word 'fear'. Until I looked it up."
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