Cartoon Critique Lover Mugs

"They said give till it hurts. It started hurting right away."

British savings accounts

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'I told you it would be useful.'

Seagiraffes

Billy. The Kid.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Cariactures

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

'Cannonball!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Giraffe Umbrella

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"And where have you previously moused?"

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."