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"He didn't like my hanging basket."

"Well for the last 50 years I've mainly been working as a cartoon cliche."

'Whew! I need to lay off the peacepipe!'

Dentist next door to the witch in the gingerbread house

'He said it's an 'occupy the wall' movement.'

North Korean Missiles: Made in China.

"Well, I think President Trump is doing a great job!"

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Skeleton playing fetch.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"Yes, one is a dog."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Honest Vending

Why Cows Leave Home

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Touché"

A Tumble Cow

Polar bears

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

Dyslexic Cattle Ranch

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

"Read the card! Read the card!"

"Thank God your mother didn't live to see what you've become."

Middle East Arms Deal

"Don't distress yourself, when I said he was on our critical list, I just meant that he's been critical about the food, the staff, and everything else!"

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Unnatural Selection.

"Look, we're three thousand years old. No one's going to hire us."

'Relax. It's from the cappuccino.'

'The footprints in the cheesecake were inconclusive, but my DNA was all over the peanut butter pie.'

'Tell me more! That's my favorite symptom!'

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

Okay,here comes the Boss,guys! Look sharp now!'

Colonel George Hanger atop his Steed