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"Face it, Herb, you're one of those people who peaked in high school."

'Alternative medicine enhancer'.

'She thinks I'm full of hot air.'

Let Yourself Go Cafe

'Well that's just great...you ate the kids and spoiled your dinner!'

"I didn't know Don Quixote was a republican."

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"Yes, one is a dog."

Honest Vending

"Amateurs."

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

Non Thought For The Day.

"The script isn't funny, but maybe if we put some unfunny actors in it and get an unfunny director it will be funny."

Polar bears

Occupy Budget Balancing

"I don't like lawyer jokes. Lawyers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes."

"She bathes him. She feeds him. She burps him. Mother's a real micromanager."

"It's tough to get him moving, but once he's going he never stops."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics! (Published originally on February 9, 2013).

A skip full of fools.

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

'There's nothing wrong with him-just delusions of glandular.'

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

This action stuff is okay, but try a romance or comedy next time.

"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."