Cartoon Analysist Pillows

"Something terrible must have happened somewhere."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"We only got six days of funding."

Can You Spot the Differences?

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'Ahhh...'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Trump pardons

Claus 2.0

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Lactose Intolerant

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

A caveman paints from life

Backfire

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.