Cartoon Analysis Pillows

"Is this the spot where thousands of moderate Republicans jumped to their deaths...?"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"Houston, we have a problem."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"Yes, one is a dog."

Honest Vending

Emergency Phone.

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Why Cows Leave Home

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Touché"

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

A Tumble Cow

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

The Goalkeeper

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'