Cartoon Analysis Gifts

"Is this the spot where thousands of moderate Republicans jumped to their deaths...?"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Houston, we have a problem."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Skeleton playing fetch.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

Honest Vending

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"Yes, one is a dog."

Emergency Phone.

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Why Cows Leave Home

"Touché"

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Sloth 10K.

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

A Tumble Cow

The Goalkeeper