Comic Narrative Analyst Pillows

Big Bob knew it was wrong, but gosh darn it, someone had to stick up for the little guy.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

My Aunt's Left Hook Expels Uriah From The Chaise

The Truth

Department of Who's Your Daddy?

'An alternative to having me psychoanalyze you is to write a book and have the critics do it.'

'And that one is the mistake I made in Act II, Scene III, line 14 of Hamlet.'

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

It would be hours before Jack realized that his wife was not being kinky but had, in fact, gone shopping.

Unnatural Selection.

"Today we will focus on how the author makes the same exact complaints about here life, from her sixth birthday and on."

'Okay, one more blog about the meaning of 'Alice in Wonderland' and then off to sleep.'

The movie was over. But not for Bob.

Sitcom/Sitcom with laugh track.

The Three Passive/Aggressive, Co-Enabling, Chemically-Dependent Billy Goats Gruff

'I read your last book. . . at least I hope it was your last book.'

"Looks like they're going to have a dog fight."

Roadie

"Brick, Eh? Well, sorry to blow your house down but these days it's not wise to be so invested in stability."

'Once upon a time there were some me with big sticks, and these men, they said to everyone else...'

"Dial M for MacGuffin."

Perpetual motion car

Under the microscope

"I know you insisted on getting off here, but this area is for employees only. Are you sure you know where you're going?"

Mr. Pecksniff discharges a duty which he owes to society

'Formerly, 'Regular' and 'Extra-Strength'.'