Comets T-Shirts

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"I can't believe I ate all that salad for nothing."

'In thirty seconds Earth will be destroyed by a massive comet. So I thought we could spend some family time together.'

'It's nothing to worry about - Meteors fall to earth all the time.'

'So, Commander - what can you tell us about your secret mission to study Earth's shooting stars?' - 'No comet.'

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

Nativity with the star crashing into the stable.

'I tell you, Halley has been insufferable since he got his comet.'

'Sorry, I already have a Comet!'

Astronomers Dr. Hitt and Dr. Earth try to choose a name for their discovery

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"Not now, Oliver."

Marry me astronaut

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Siri, find oxygen."

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Newborn Cosmonaut

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

Astronaut love

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"So what do you do for a living?"

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

Climbing to the moon...

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

'One small step for dog. One giant setback for the invisible fence.'

'No, that isn't my slippers either! Try again.'

"I’ve got to wake up early so I’m just going to wear my clothes for tomorrow to bed."

Rocket to the Moon