Romantic Comet T-Shirts

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Marry me astronaut

I'm currently working on my autobiography. Would you care to help make page 327 interesting?

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

Romance of Radio Astronomy

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

Astronaut love

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

'Wow, that was unforgettable.'-'What was?'

"Are there space-babes?"

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

"Ma? I met someone!"

Valentine Comix

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

Double Bike

"Your mother named a star after you? Incredible! A star named Dipstick!"

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

Jet Pack

Boy standing on 'The Joy of Sex' book.

Agent with security case proposes to girlfriend with ring that has a tiny security case chained to it.

"I love you in theory."

Adventurer Arthur Beale attempts to replace the 'shuttle'.

Robert Macaire as a Matrimonial Agent

'Sorry, I already have a Comet!'

'But remember - just because I said you were wrong doesn't mean I don't love you.'

"I was thinking more of a leap-year wedding."

Fake it with Flowers.

'I do still love you, Morton, but there's a subtext.'

"He must be really serious to send you something a permanent as an email."