Romantic Comet T-Shirts

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Marry me astronaut

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

Romance of Radio Astronomy

Astronaut love

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

"Are there space-babes?"

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

"Ma? I met someone!"

Double Bike

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

Jet Pack

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

Valentine Comix

"Your mother named a star after you? Incredible! A star named Dipstick!"

Boy standing on 'The Joy of Sex' book.

Adventurer Arthur Beale attempts to replace the 'shuttle'.

Robert Macaire as a Matrimonial Agent

Agent with security case proposes to girlfriend with ring that has a tiny security case chained to it.

"I love you in theory."

'Sorry, I already have a Comet!'

"I was thinking more of a leap-year wedding."

'But remember - just because I said you were wrong doesn't mean I don't love you.'

Fake it with Flowers.

Astronomers Dr. Hitt and Dr. Earth try to choose a name for their discovery

"He must be really serious to send you something a permanent as an email."

'I do still love you, Morton, but there's a subtext.'