Comets Mugs

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"I can't believe I ate all that salad for nothing."

'In thirty seconds Earth will be destroyed by a massive comet. So I thought we could spend some family time together.'

'It's nothing to worry about - Meteors fall to earth all the time.'

'So, Commander - what can you tell us about your secret mission to study Earth's shooting stars?' - 'No comet.'

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

Nativity with the star crashing into the stable.

'I tell you, Halley has been insufferable since he got his comet.'

'Sorry, I already have a Comet!'

Astronomers Dr. Hitt and Dr. Earth try to choose a name for their discovery

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Not now, Oliver."

Marry me astronaut

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

Frank and Ernest Celestial Accountants. How's the audit of the Bankrupt Universe, Inc. going, Ernie? At first I thought it was a personnel problem -- Halley's Comet shows up once every seventy-six years, the supernovas are a bunch of burnouts and of course planet Mercury only works eighty-eight days a year. But the real problem isn't personnel, it's corporate strategy! Strategy? What's wrong? Universe, Inc. thinks it can keep expanding and expanding forever and ever!

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"Siri, find oxygen."

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Newborn Cosmonaut

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

Astronaut love

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

A word from James Cameron. . .

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

"So what do you do for a living?"

We have to stop surprising each other.

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"