Comedy Of Cocoa Gifts

"I brought cocoa."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

'I hope it's okay -- the cookbook had some really confusing abbreviations.'

'No, no... I ordered a tart, not a tort!'

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

"You know, dear, planting your base in a chair and eating chicken is not 'plant-based' eating."

"It's Olive isn't it?"

'Remember, your father may be here physically, but mentally he's attending the NCAA tournament.'

'This decaf's lousy.'

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

"I like to keep my option open."

"It's lunchtime! Have you finished saying 'Good Morning' on your WhatsApp Groups?"

"Whoa! Just decaf today. I only had 15 hours of sleep yesterday."

"Our breakfast burrito is just like our lunch burrito, except it contains 876 mgs of caffeine."

Success Without Effort

'Okay children, who knows the actions to I'm A Little Espresso Machine?'

"If you really loved me, you'd give me the remote."

"Ho ordered the Cafe au Lait?"

"No, Fred didn't run a TV marathon - He watched a marathon on TV."

Good, huh? I grind my own cocoa beans.

Brenda tests to see if Karl can truly handle the low points of living together.

'You'd be good at yoga. The first thing you do is empty your mind.'

'I'm sorry dinner took so long. Your pork chop got stuck in the toaster.'

"Is that decaf?"

I don't like it when lawyers put coffee on my desk. Relax, judge. It's tequila.