Cookie Catastrophe Comedians Gifts

Madam Zelta foresees all.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

"A little under done?"

'No creamed peas for me today!'

'Yes, it's easy to make a mistake in a conduct dismissal, Bob. But as mistakes go this is a big one.'

'Usually when a man promises me a fish dinner, I naturally assume it will be at a nice restaurant.'

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

World-Wide Bank: Economic crisis lands in the in-tray.

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

"...and the King Cholesterol Meal comes with a side order of CPR."

Gentleman, things are worse than we thought.

10,000 Tasty Rabbit Recipes

"Actually, this is where there was a slight earth tremor."

"Someone has stolen my identity crisis."

The Fault of the Fowl

'You want a pizza with everything? -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that?

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

"Who gets the Chateaubriand with the mail-in rebate?"

'Just hold on! Screaming never solved anything.'

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."