"She keeps trying to mold me into her own image."
Cookie Comedy Aficionado Gifts
Are you shopping for a Cookie Comedy Aficionado? Discover a delightful collection of witty and fun products designed to tickle their funny bone and satisfy their sweet side. Perfect for those who adore humor with a hint of sugar, our curated selection includes mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints that celebrate the joyful world of cookie humor. Surprise the cookie lover in your life with a gift that makes them smile and reminds them of their sweet, funny personality.
"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."
Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.
"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"
"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"
"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."
'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'
"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"
"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"
"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."
Do you have any cookies you aren't using?
"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."
"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"
Baking
'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'
The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.
'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'
"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."
"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."
"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."
The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.
'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'
'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'
"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."
"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."
Miracle Mom #5,293
"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"
"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."
Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer
Instant Gratification Cafe.
'Prepare to meet your maker!'
'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'
"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."
' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'
"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."
Cookie Comedy Aficionado Gifts Collection
Cookie Comedy Aficionado Mugs
Explore our collection of cookie comedy mugs and find the perfect humorous gift that will add a smile to any coffee or tea break.
Cookie Comedy Aficionado Pillows
Browse our witty cookie-themed pillows to add a humorous and cozy touch to any sofa or bed, perfect for the cookie comedy fan.
Cookie Comedy Aficionado Prints
Discover our quirky art prints that celebrate cookie humor, ideal for decorating kitchens, cafes, or personal spaces with a fun twist.
Cookie Comedy Aficionado T-Shirts
Check out our playful cookie comedy t-shirts and let them wear their humor with pride—ideal for casual days or funny gift exchanges.