Cookie Catastrophe Comedians Mugs

Madam Zelta foresees all.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

"The waiter said he wouldn't recommend the octopus, so what do you order? The octopus."

'No creamed peas for me today!'

"A little under done?"

'Yes, it's easy to make a mistake in a conduct dismissal, Bob. But as mistakes go this is a big one.'

'Usually when a man promises me a fish dinner, I naturally assume it will be at a nice restaurant.'

World-Wide Bank: Economic crisis lands in the in-tray.

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

"Someone has stolen my identity crisis."

10,000 Tasty Rabbit Recipes

Gentleman, things are worse than we thought.

"Actually, this is where there was a slight earth tremor."

The Fault of the Fowl

"...and the King Cholesterol Meal comes with a side order of CPR."

'You want a pizza with everything? -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that?

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

'Just hold on! Screaming never solved anything.'

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

"Who gets the Chateaubriand with the mail-in rebate?"

Seriously, try leaving them out for a day. They're delicious al dente!

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."