Cake Catastrophe Enthusiasts Mugs

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

A heart shaped cake

Punt Cake

Bermuda Triangles

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Tension filled the tent.

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Layer cake

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Cake Friday!

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Panettone

Make your resolutions achievable.

I made you a cake!

Doctor in a cake

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

Cake

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

Somewhere in France

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"A little under done?"