Comedy Of Cocoa T-Shirts

"I brought cocoa."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

'I hope it's okay -- the cookbook had some really confusing abbreviations.'

'No, no... I ordered a tart, not a tort!'

"It's Olive isn't it?"

"You know, dear, planting your base in a chair and eating chicken is not 'plant-based' eating."

'This decaf's lousy.'

'Remember, your father may be here physically, but mentally he's attending the NCAA tournament.'

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

"Our breakfast burrito is just like our lunch burrito, except it contains 876 mgs of caffeine."

"I like to keep my option open."

"Whoa! Just decaf today. I only had 15 hours of sleep yesterday."

"It's lunchtime! Have you finished saying 'Good Morning' on your WhatsApp Groups?"

Success Without Effort

"If you really loved me, you'd give me the remote."

'Okay children, who knows the actions to I'm A Little Espresso Machine?'

"Ho ordered the Cafe au Lait?"

'I swear Marge! If that little punk comes back in here and pushes all them buttons again, i'm gonna kill him!' - Life in the elevator.

Brenda tests to see if Karl can truly handle the low points of living together.

"No, Fred didn't run a TV marathon - He watched a marathon on TV."

"Is that decaf?"

'I'm sorry dinner took so long. Your pork chop got stuck in the toaster.'