Caffeine Comedian T-Shirts

'Okay children, who knows the actions to I'm A Little Espresso Machine?'

"Is that decaf?"

"It's the only way we could get him to stop licking his privates."

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

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De'ja' va - "This coffee is starting to repeat on me!"

"Whoa! Just decaf today. I only had 15 hours of sleep yesterday."

"Ho ordered the Cafe au Lait?"

"I like to keep my option open."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Teapot

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

"Of course I've been drinking!"

'You've had enough!'

'We like bright, new employees who aren't afraid to take some risks. By the way... how are those clam fritters?'

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

"The project must be failing! The manager just suggested I take all the credit for it!"

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

'This decaf's lousy.'

"Welcome to The Cable Cafe. Your waiter will be with you between now and 5:00PM."

'Are salary increases automaric, or do I have to work for them?'

'Looks like another typical caffeine overdose.'

Keister Island

"Our breakfast burrito is just like our lunch burrito, except it contains 876 mgs of caffeine."

'Sorry, Bob, but I'm having trouble taking our relationship seriously.'

"Well, team....time to trade our 'You Got This!' coffee mugs to the 'Mistakes Were Made' mugs."

'No, he's right. Cows have three udders. One for skim milk, one for two percent and the third one's for lactose free.'

"Some people call me a ball-buster, but I prefer cojones-crusher."

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

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