Comedy Cartoon Cacher Pillows

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

"Projectile hairballing."

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Clown Skis.

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

Trout Game

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"The real question is do you really need a cracker?"

"He's actually leaving a review, the ungrateful little sod!!"

'I never forget a face.'

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

Boy has swallowed marbles thinking they are sweets

"I am in so much trouble."

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

'You idiot, Martin, you don't need those silly glasses to get an amazing 3-D effect. . . this is a PLAY!'

"Thanks to coffee I never come down from manic high."

Men watching TV, shouting close him down.

"I'm sorry, Mr Weinstock can't see you at the moment - he's on the run."

"The ticket's for having a cooler bike than me."

"He's in an H.M.O. Get some of the King's horses and a few of the King's men."

"So how long will it take to grow?"

"My dad works in surveillance."

'The house has been repossessed by the Devil ...'

'It's just like playing at Wembley.'