Comedy Cartoon Cacher Pillows

How paper training can affect puppies...

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

"Projectile hairballing."

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Clown Skis.

'The sty is falling!!'

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

Trout Game

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"The real question is do you really need a cracker?"

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

Boy has swallowed marbles thinking they are sweets

"He's actually leaving a review, the ungrateful little sod!!"

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

'I never forget a face.'

"I am in so much trouble."

'You idiot, Martin, you don't need those silly glasses to get an amazing 3-D effect. . . this is a PLAY!'

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

"Thanks to coffee I never come down from manic high."

Men watching TV, shouting close him down.

"The ticket's for having a cooler bike than me."

"I'm sorry, Mr Weinstock can't see you at the moment - he's on the run."

"He's in an H.M.O. Get some of the King's horses and a few of the King's men."

'The house has been repossessed by the Devil ...'

"So how long will it take to grow?"

"My dad works in surveillance."