Cartoon Chaser Pillows

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'Your French dip, sir.'

Critisize your weight.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Has your mom tried turning him off and back on again?"

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

"He's very persuasive ... "

Clown Skis.

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

The Great Rainbow of China

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

'I didn't find a finger in my chili!'

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

"He's actually leaving a review, the ungrateful little sod!!"

"Belly rubs are a gateway activity that leads to chasing bunnies and fetching frisbees."

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

'He's training for a career in law.'

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

'You idiot, Martin, you don't need those silly glasses to get an amazing 3-D effect. . . this is a PLAY!'

Men watching TV, shouting close him down.

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

"We shall run this past the royal lawyer."

"If we're gonna chase cats all afternoon we better garbo load"

"Where's the fun gone"

Escaping the Office

"The ticket's for having a cooler bike than me."