Comedically Inclined Critter Enthusiasts Gifts

Rat interviewed on a Sports Chatshow.

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

'Mum, stop reading over my shoulder!'

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

"Hmm, over-oaked chardonnay! My kind of wine!"

Husband's worst pet - Easily Trained to nag.

'I'm afraid to ask.'

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

Gatorade!

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

How Snails Are Born

"He's my discomfort animal."

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

Smart Asp

'Well, it's very hard for me not to be catty.'

Eddie's Fables presents: "The Worm and the Caterpillar"

'Clown fish ... '

'Did he leave an actual horoscope that I could read?'

'So - curiosity strikes again!'

The Unsportables: Shot Put

'Hurray! Ants!'

Atomic Wait

"Who are these people, and what are they doing in my home?"

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'

"It was too good to be true when the old cat died! They're just back from the shelter with a kitten..."

"My owner's been teaching me how to beg. . . I've made £30 today!"